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Q: When is a car full of water? A: When it's a carpool. Q: What medical condition is associated with Nudists?3 Jokes
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.Ferguson, Leno, and Conan
*** "The other day in Indiana, a woman burst into tears while she was robbing a Long John Silver's and told the cashier, 'If I weren't down and out, I wouldn't be doing this.' Then the cashier told her, 'That's what all our customers say.'" -Conan O'Brien *** "According to a new survey, women say they feel more com- fortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judg- mental, where, of course, men are just grateful.Straight To Hell
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"Quick Thinking
was supposed to go out with this guy on Friday night. On Friday afternoon he called and said that he didn't think it was a good idea, because he just wanted to be friends. So I hung up and called him back.LOL - The Original Hollywood Squares
If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when " Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..Uh oh......
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. MAN: "What was that for?" WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"I'm Gladys Dunn
There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday.
The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the
congregation fell asleep.
After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very
sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting,
and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn."
Ten Tips I Learned - by Steve Groaner
Here's a look back at a few things that I picked up a little ways back. You may want to write these tips down. You'll thank me for it later.2 Small Jokes
Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A: "Do you believe in people?" Q: What type of dog do vampire's like the best?Top Brands
Lepel
Moschino
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