Are You A Martha or A Maxine?

Mar 28, 2009 - Are you a Martha or Maxine? *Martha's Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. *Maxine's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! - 10 Comments

From My Italian Friend....

Mar 21, 2009 - GOOD ITALIAN SON An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son Gianni, who used to help him, was in prison. - 9 Comments

No Apologies

Mar 18, 2009 - From my little local paper - The BULLDOG The Jewish man said, "I gotta tell ya fellas, last week, my wife and I had a great time! I rubbed her body all over with smaltz (chicken fat) , we made love, and she screamed for five full minutes!" The Frenchman boasted, "Last week, I give my wife d'special special treatment, I rub all over her body with fine french butter....We made passionate love and she scream for fifteen minutes!" - 6 Comments

Two Sisters

Mar 17, 2009 - From a little Local Paper we Get, THE BULL DOG Sister Martha and Sister Constance are called into Mother Superior's office. Mother Superior informs them they will be moving to a Parish in Canada. They pack their belongings and are away in two weeks. - 9 Comments

"Teenager Daughter Owner's Manual"

Mar 03, 2009 - "Teenager Daughter Owner's Manual" Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teen- agers. Teenager Owner's Manual Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of a teenage daughter. - 10 Comments

What Kind Of Ice Cream Do You Have?

Mar 03, 2009 - The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?" "Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue. "Do you have laryngitis?" - 4 Comments

What Is This - 20 Questions?

Mar 03, 2009 - Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bath- room, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restrooms. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the ther stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine.' - 7 Comments

Too Cute To Be Dirty

Mar 01, 2009 - Sent to me by my dear friend Alice. This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy! The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? - 13 Comments

I've Got Some Good News, and Some Bad News....

Feb 26, 2009 - A man in a restaurant asks the waiter, "How is your chicken prepared?" The waiter responds, "Nothing elaborate. We just tell them, 'You're going to die.'" - 5 Comments