There was a church down in Texas that had a young, very big-
busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced
and jiggled while she played the organ. Her trim waist made
the jiggle even that more apparent.

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably
- especially the men. The very proper church ladies were
appalled. They said something had to be done about this or
they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told
her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her
breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her
to not eat any of the green persimmons though because they
are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you
won't be able to talk properly for a while.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the
pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol
we will not hath a Thermon tewday."