Bizarre Newspaper Headlines

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Expert Says School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Farmer Bill Dies in House

Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarians Take Over

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Stolen Painting Found By Tree

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved Ones

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

New Study of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

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