)Also that one - i copied... The man's name who blogged it is Farhan - translated to English = Happy... Smiling

HILARIOUS QUOTES

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.
Arnold H. Glasgow

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
Sam Ewing

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
Ernest Haskins

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma Bombeck

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
Yogi Berra

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it does not sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.
Leroy 'Satchel' Paige

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
Flip Wilson

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