Bar Joke

As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening,
a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flash-
ing.

Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running
as fast as he can until eventually he collapses, gasping
for breath.

In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire
engine, "If that's the way you want it, you can keep your
freaking ice creams!"