A touch naughty but funny!

Tetanus Shot

An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks.

'Where are you going? '

He replies, ' I'm going to the doctor. ' She says, ' Why, are you sick? '

He says, ' Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff. '

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.

He says, ' Where the heck are you going ' ?

She answers, ' I'm going to the doctor, too.' He says, ' Why, what do you need? '

She says, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm
getting a Tetanus shot.'