There was a clerk in a small town general store in the South.
One day, a tall man entered the store and began filling a
shopping cart with items.

This man was so distinctive in that he could have been
the official spokesperson for Quaker Oats. He was dressed
in black, very tall and had that hat just like the Quaker
Oats guy wears.

Well, the clerk had never seen a Quaker before, let alone
talked to one. When the man reached the counter with his
selections the clerk could hardly contain himself. "Are
you a real Quaker?" he asked as he was ringing up the
merchandise.

"Yes," the tall man said with a little edge in his voice.

"No joke?" asked the clerk, "You're really a real Quaker?"

The man, looking a little more perturbed, said, "Yes, I am
a real Quaker."

"Wow!" the young clerk said, "I never seen a real Quaker
before. Would you say something in Quaker talk for me?"
asked the clerk.

The tall man ignored this request and waited for his mer-
chandise to be tallied up. "Please mister, say something
in Quaker talk?"

The man finally leaned over the counter in a gesture of
secrecy. The clerk leaned forward in order to hear the
quiet reply. The man said, "f*ck Thee."