Late Show Top Ten

Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

10. Instead of "meow," says "moo"

9. Takes 3 days to lick himself

8. Always stuck in the cat door

7. Has nine lives and ten chins

6. He has had more heart attacks than Dick Cheney

5. Have to get special extra-large flea collars from
"Big & Tall Feline"

4. Instead of yarn ball, plays with meatball

3. Only thing he's curious about is when Domino's stops
delivering

2. When he goes outside, people say, "Can I get your
autograph, Mr. Gore?"

1. Next month, he's doing a full hour with Dr. Phil