Late Show Top Ten

Top Ten Signs an NBA Game Is Fixed

10. Game begins 20 minutes before visiting team arrives

9. Tip-off always goes to the player with the largest salary

8. At the end of the first quarter, the score is 179 to 2

7. Missed three-pointers count for two points if they're
"pretty close"

6. One of the Laker Girls looks suspiciously like Pete Rose

5. Whenever he's open, referee takes a shot

4. Scoreboard has disclaimer: "All Scores Approximate"

3. The team loses even though it led in points, delegates,
and the popular vote

2. Jack Nicholson scores 25 points from his seat

1. The Knicks win